the land surfer
2007-08-30 12:16:22 UTC
vegemite
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on ya jana
400 hurdles
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:38:38]
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Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
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breezed over em
+++
i only watched five minutes of th chicks athletics
honest
+++
was too busy downloadin porn and checkin my
massive attack song download
+++
lookit that fuckin vegemite fly
+++
tastes like shit they say
spread it REAL thin
REAL thin
+++
gave five yank students vegmite sandwiches
after drinkin our beer
not lollywater
+++
they wanted to spread their own sandwiches
are ya gunna listen nxt time ?
+++
ah well
th vegemite overload
shut his mouth fr a while
had to listen
+++
if y
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:42:24]
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A Perfect Circle
'Sleeping Beauty'
+++
a drink too much
of th local beer
take a tip frm th locals
have a vitamin b sandwich
vegemite mate
+++
80 yr old
pised as fart
octagenarians
still live on th beer
vegemtie sandwich diet
and swear by it
+++
but all makin homebrew
+++
not happyless they're pushin six percent alcohol levls
+++
fuckin near a liqeur
+++
oh ya tried that
+++
shoulda called it the swamp
a still
ghoin inth corner
wot rocket fuel u makin ?
+++
use water ya daft prick
comes with inbuilt oxidizer
+++
old bob
frm th steam museum
is talkina mile a minute
hangabout
+++
th steam inspector
wants approval
on my rocket design
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:46:41]
+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++
havent u been dead four yrs ?
+++
old man
we pushin thousands of psi
+++
not a 250 lb boiler and
doin runout tests
well if it blows
it just u and me
+++
hmm
+++
i was kinda doin
community service
fr not wearin a helmet
on a unicycle
+++
can we run this thing ?
+++
a hundred yr old
traction engine called
jennifer
+++
i've had
jennifer's heart
her lubricating pump
nearly mash my fingers
puttin her heart back in
here ya go ya awd bitch
see if u'll run fr us now
+++
she did
well
fr weekend
+++
why th early caddilac salesmen
were sellin cars they
promised would make
return trips
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:50:17]
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City High
'So Many Things'
+++
what's th matter bob
cant ya see
a boiler inside a boiler
+++
get a
decompostion
chain reaction goin and
we just gotta clamp it
early research says at
2300 degrees
we'll have to use water cooling
i think we start with sea water
level five water restrictions
we gunna use a bit
+++
if it cant
blow off
out th exhaust
if we arent underway
then we have to vent
ventrally
three axises frm th ship and
balanced
+++
and th steam jets frm
th early rocket science fiction era
will fly
+++
man it unpacks
+++
th power of steam
+++
how much do i have t break down
to get th extra oxygen
to start th process bob
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:53:50]
+++
David Seville
'I Told the Witchdoctor'
+++
yes it;s th witchdoctor
+++
fuckin world war two
black market man
ya can buy anythin
+++
jennifer misses u
yr laconic humour
+++
lettin us go
ten minutes after th
gummint
inspector signed off on us
+++
and we'd call in thursday
to run one of th engines
with th old fella
wants a helper
who wont blow him up
+++
i can feel her walls bulging
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:56:13]
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Fuel
'Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands'
+++
wot's th porosity of this steel ?
+++
fuckin ceramics
get over it bob
reinforced ceramics will
go to th stars
+++
only thing i'd sit in
togo thru th edge of a star
how far out does th sun extend ?
+++
our fastes rocket ship so far
still hasnt escaped
+++
"it wont escape th black hole"
+++
u reckon it;s solid
"i can see it"
+++
a man sees many things
+++
"burning water"
cause we put fires out with it ?
"us humans are dumb ok"
+++
fingers of
steel
interwoven thru th
ceramic outer hull
+++
half th engines
laid into th hull form
+++
i cant make a kiln that big
our last experiment with
puttin wire in clay
the bright pottery whistle
is hangin around my neck
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:00:11]
+++
Budgie
'Guts'
+++
i did home make th last kiln
in th back yard
it ate steel
+++
it ate steel
+++
made it drip and
occasionally
burn
+++
used firebricks frm th
smelter to make it
inside a fourty four
+++
thick walls
ceramic walls
+++
u can have yr
shiny metal
out pressure skin for th boiler
round th outsides
+++
and they'll need ceramic coating
+++
layer upon layer upon layer
+++
a water cracker
+++
where's tha jar of vegemite gone ?
i'll just check if it;s in th bong first
th old water pipe
.
.
.
smokin my greens bob
i checked th boiler
jst hangin a leak
th glass is half full
+++
bt he'd look anyway and
fiddle
+++
hey cunt
it ws runnin fine
+++
explain why i wanted it th way i had it and
we put it back
+++
now look at th water pump hangin off it
+++
n
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:04:32]
+++
Arlo Guthrie
'Chilling Of The Evening'
+++
ow he gets it
+++
bloody steam engines
we change dover to th spare
even old tehcnology
came with a spare pump
ya could turn th tap on to
switched this'n off and
pulled it out
and see woh ws runnin aroudn th steam museusm
th mad mechanics
who 'd pull it down hot
+++
this
steam
engine is
th timing is out old fella
+++
wot he said
+++
th return stroke
not even and
dribblin
+++
it's balance is out
i'm happy now
time t hang a surf
on th unicycle thru th steam museum
lookout
no fuckin brakes
+++
nice memories old man
+++
deliverin beers t th mechanics
with jennifer's bits
all over th grass
on oen wheel
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:07:38]
+++
Preset Studio Keepers
'Come Together (hallen)'
+++
here ya go
stop cursin th old bitch
+++
ya know she wont run if ya call her names
+++
even if she is a fat old bitch
+++
static shocked me
blew all of us out
then she got th driver
graham
+++
wot is it old lady jennifer ?
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:09:04]
+++
Jimmy Barnes
'I'd Die to Be With You Tonight'
+++
thank u dear
+++
top whack u were
four mile an hour
i see yr descendants
runnin on steam principals
breakin th light barrier
that's a race t get in early
+++
no-one in it at th moment
+++
th yanks tried
addin water vapour
to their rocket blast
th results make
some uninteresting reading
+++
"didnt turn off th starter motor"
it wasnt setup right
+++
"build it"
+++
i need kevin
"well"
i cuckolded him
married his wife
+++
'are u married t her now ?"
no
+++
"lemme think on it"
+++
he's th smartest steam guy we know
they paid him
ninety grand a yr
way back then
+++
"i'll just read hs mind then"
"his parents live about three kilometres that way"
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:13:17]
+++
The Panel
'Opening Theme'
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:13:24]
+++
XTC
'Making Plans For Nigel'
+++
my head swims
tryin to read blueprints
this is th right brain side
+++
"cant spin a box in yr mind and see th other sides"
it's all just pretty pictures t me paulie
+++
"i got enough fr now"
+++
.
.
.
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:14:58]
+++
Jet
'Look What You've Done'
+++
+++
on ya jana
400 hurdles
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:38:38]
+++
Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
+++
breezed over em
+++
i only watched five minutes of th chicks athletics
honest
+++
was too busy downloadin porn and checkin my
massive attack song download
+++
lookit that fuckin vegemite fly
+++
tastes like shit they say
spread it REAL thin
REAL thin
+++
gave five yank students vegmite sandwiches
after drinkin our beer
not lollywater
+++
they wanted to spread their own sandwiches
are ya gunna listen nxt time ?
+++
ah well
th vegemite overload
shut his mouth fr a while
had to listen
+++
if y
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:42:24]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'Sleeping Beauty'
+++
a drink too much
of th local beer
take a tip frm th locals
have a vitamin b sandwich
vegemite mate
+++
80 yr old
pised as fart
octagenarians
still live on th beer
vegemtie sandwich diet
and swear by it
+++
but all makin homebrew
+++
not happyless they're pushin six percent alcohol levls
+++
fuckin near a liqeur
+++
oh ya tried that
+++
shoulda called it the swamp
a still
ghoin inth corner
wot rocket fuel u makin ?
+++
use water ya daft prick
comes with inbuilt oxidizer
+++
old bob
frm th steam museum
is talkina mile a minute
hangabout
+++
th steam inspector
wants approval
on my rocket design
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:46:41]
+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++
havent u been dead four yrs ?
+++
old man
we pushin thousands of psi
+++
not a 250 lb boiler and
doin runout tests
well if it blows
it just u and me
+++
hmm
+++
i was kinda doin
community service
fr not wearin a helmet
on a unicycle
+++
can we run this thing ?
+++
a hundred yr old
traction engine called
jennifer
+++
i've had
jennifer's heart
her lubricating pump
nearly mash my fingers
puttin her heart back in
here ya go ya awd bitch
see if u'll run fr us now
+++
she did
well
fr weekend
+++
why th early caddilac salesmen
were sellin cars they
promised would make
return trips
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:50:17]
+++
City High
'So Many Things'
+++
what's th matter bob
cant ya see
a boiler inside a boiler
+++
get a
decompostion
chain reaction goin and
we just gotta clamp it
early research says at
2300 degrees
we'll have to use water cooling
i think we start with sea water
level five water restrictions
we gunna use a bit
+++
if it cant
blow off
out th exhaust
if we arent underway
then we have to vent
ventrally
three axises frm th ship and
balanced
+++
and th steam jets frm
th early rocket science fiction era
will fly
+++
man it unpacks
+++
th power of steam
+++
how much do i have t break down
to get th extra oxygen
to start th process bob
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:53:50]
+++
David Seville
'I Told the Witchdoctor'
+++
yes it;s th witchdoctor
+++
fuckin world war two
black market man
ya can buy anythin
+++
jennifer misses u
yr laconic humour
+++
lettin us go
ten minutes after th
gummint
inspector signed off on us
+++
and we'd call in thursday
to run one of th engines
with th old fella
wants a helper
who wont blow him up
+++
i can feel her walls bulging
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:56:13]
+++
Fuel
'Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands'
+++
wot's th porosity of this steel ?
+++
fuckin ceramics
get over it bob
reinforced ceramics will
go to th stars
+++
only thing i'd sit in
togo thru th edge of a star
how far out does th sun extend ?
+++
our fastes rocket ship so far
still hasnt escaped
+++
"it wont escape th black hole"
+++
u reckon it;s solid
"i can see it"
+++
a man sees many things
+++
"burning water"
cause we put fires out with it ?
"us humans are dumb ok"
+++
fingers of
steel
interwoven thru th
ceramic outer hull
+++
half th engines
laid into th hull form
+++
i cant make a kiln that big
our last experiment with
puttin wire in clay
the bright pottery whistle
is hangin around my neck
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:00:11]
+++
Budgie
'Guts'
+++
i did home make th last kiln
in th back yard
it ate steel
+++
it ate steel
+++
made it drip and
occasionally
burn
+++
used firebricks frm th
smelter to make it
inside a fourty four
+++
thick walls
ceramic walls
+++
u can have yr
shiny metal
out pressure skin for th boiler
round th outsides
+++
and they'll need ceramic coating
+++
layer upon layer upon layer
+++
a water cracker
+++
where's tha jar of vegemite gone ?
i'll just check if it;s in th bong first
th old water pipe
.
.
.
smokin my greens bob
i checked th boiler
jst hangin a leak
th glass is half full
+++
bt he'd look anyway and
fiddle
+++
hey cunt
it ws runnin fine
+++
explain why i wanted it th way i had it and
we put it back
+++
now look at th water pump hangin off it
+++
n
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:04:32]
+++
Arlo Guthrie
'Chilling Of The Evening'
+++
ow he gets it
+++
bloody steam engines
we change dover to th spare
even old tehcnology
came with a spare pump
ya could turn th tap on to
switched this'n off and
pulled it out
and see woh ws runnin aroudn th steam museusm
th mad mechanics
who 'd pull it down hot
+++
this
steam
engine is
th timing is out old fella
+++
wot he said
+++
th return stroke
not even and
dribblin
+++
it's balance is out
i'm happy now
time t hang a surf
on th unicycle thru th steam museum
lookout
no fuckin brakes
+++
nice memories old man
+++
deliverin beers t th mechanics
with jennifer's bits
all over th grass
on oen wheel
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:07:38]
+++
Preset Studio Keepers
'Come Together (hallen)'
+++
here ya go
stop cursin th old bitch
+++
ya know she wont run if ya call her names
+++
even if she is a fat old bitch
+++
static shocked me
blew all of us out
then she got th driver
graham
+++
wot is it old lady jennifer ?
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:09:04]
+++
Jimmy Barnes
'I'd Die to Be With You Tonight'
+++
thank u dear
+++
top whack u were
four mile an hour
i see yr descendants
runnin on steam principals
breakin th light barrier
that's a race t get in early
+++
no-one in it at th moment
+++
th yanks tried
addin water vapour
to their rocket blast
th results make
some uninteresting reading
+++
"didnt turn off th starter motor"
it wasnt setup right
+++
"build it"
+++
i need kevin
"well"
i cuckolded him
married his wife
+++
'are u married t her now ?"
no
+++
"lemme think on it"
+++
he's th smartest steam guy we know
they paid him
ninety grand a yr
way back then
+++
"i'll just read hs mind then"
"his parents live about three kilometres that way"
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:13:17]
+++
The Panel
'Opening Theme'
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:13:24]
+++
XTC
'Making Plans For Nigel'
+++
my head swims
tryin to read blueprints
this is th right brain side
+++
"cant spin a box in yr mind and see th other sides"
it's all just pretty pictures t me paulie
+++
"i got enough fr now"
+++
.
.
.
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:14:58]
+++
Jet
'Look What You've Done'
+++